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Sad But True

08 Oct

G’day Dear Space Friends

Not often does the Emu write sad story’s

in this space

But this one touched my heart

Seems my mate Phil is depressed lately

What happened was this

Phil was out in his backyard ya see

Bored with nothing to do

He glanced over the fence

And saw the neighbours little girl

Digging a great big hole

She is only about 9

She was digging and crying

Phil asked her what was wrong

With tears in her eyes she said

I am burying my yellow canary

Phil said sorry to hear that

Then he said

But why that great big hole

for a little canary

She looked at him with tears in her eyes

And said Mister Phil

It has to be a big hole

Cos he is in your farking cat

Hehehe

True story

Would I bullshit about my mate Phil

So that is why Phil doesn’t have a cat now

And is feeling depressed

 

Emu signing off

Keep smiling

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5 Comments

Posted by on October 8, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

5 responses to “Sad But True

  1. Lady Jude

    October 9, 2010 at 2:46 am

    Well your one was a real giggle, But Prenin’s one a yucky and wiped the smile right off my face.

     
  2. prenin

    October 8, 2010 at 7:03 pm

    Hi Emu! 🙂

    Friend of mine was working in his garden when he sees his dog wriggling under the fence with something in its mouth.

    To his horror he realises it’s the neighbour’s pet rabbit!!! 😮

    Judging from the mess it was in it must have put up a hell of a fight, so he washes it clean with the garden hose, dries it with the leaf blower and puts it back in the hutch in the hope that they’ll think it died of natural causes.

    His neighbour comes home with his daughter and she goes down to the hutch and yells “DADDY!!!” and bursts into tears.

    Playing the good neighbour my friend went to the fence and asked his neighbour what was wrong?

    The neighbour, furious, replies: “What kind of sick B******d digs up a kids dead rabbit and puts it back in the hutch?!!!

    Dogs hey? 🙂

    God Bless!

    Prenin.

     
  3. Beth Marie

    October 8, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    Poor kitty. Sorry Phil!

     
  4. cat

    October 8, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    Hi, Ian…I have been depressed lately as well…not so much anymore though…this story did the trick…thank you…love you…(oh, uhm…and sorry for for your loss, Phil…LOL).

     
  5. suedreamwalker

    October 8, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    haha!…… nice One… and not what I was expecting.. lol..

     

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