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Killer

19 Jun

My house was broken into last night by two robbers who locked me in the bathroom, and proceeded to steal all they could carry. My watchdog, “Killer”, did not alert me, and for this reason I am giving him away. I no longer want a dog – I’m installing an electric fence and detection devices with alarms. They are cheaper and more reliable. For those interested in adopting the dog please send an e-mail urgently.

A photo of “Killer” is attached below.

He does have a few problems but with help he

should be ok!!

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22 Comments

Posted by on June 19, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

22 responses to “Killer

  1. natswans

    June 25, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    LOL another funny I am glad I have found your posts on here Cheers Sheila 🙂

     
    • aussie emu

      June 26, 2011 at 4:01 am

      Glad to find you again too my friend
      Wishing you a beaut Sunday
      and much love and happiness
      Emu aka Ian

       
  2. Lady Jude

    June 23, 2011 at 10:01 am

    Ha HA HA very funny Ian…

     
    • aussie emu

      June 23, 2011 at 12:37 pm

      Glad you enjoyed that one Lady Jude
      Cheers
      Emu

       
  3. summer breeze

    June 22, 2011 at 10:43 am

    A hard night on the tiles..lol

     
    • aussie emu

      June 22, 2011 at 12:26 pm

      Killers okay girl , he’s a good drinking partner when he’s sober
      Emu

       
  4. michiko san

    June 22, 2011 at 6:45 am

    I think a good idea Ian, just keep Killer for an advertisment for the beer, you will have a good incime from the beer’s company LOL!

     
    • aussie emu

      June 22, 2011 at 12:25 pm

      Nah Michiko , Killer is a good mate , he doesn’t drink much
      hehe
      Emu

       
  5. jennyozzy

    June 20, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    looks more like clapped out canine lol a propper aussie hound lol xxjen

     
    • aussie emu

      June 20, 2011 at 11:31 pm

      Nah he’s not clapped out , just had a hard night out
      A few beers and he will come good
      Emu

       
  6. suemacarthur

    June 20, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    Oh Ian, you got keep Killer lol
    Take care
    Sue

     
    • aussie emu

      June 20, 2011 at 1:25 pm

      Sorry Sue he has to go , he’s just a pisshead and Emu’s and dogs dont get along , maybe I might reconsider and make him a member of the Mushy/Emu team
      Emu

       
  7. Mystique sunshine

    June 20, 2011 at 10:36 am

    Aww.. Poor Killer… They took away all his bottles… 😉 Heres one for you killer.. Cheers! 🙂

     
    • aussie emu

      June 20, 2011 at 12:05 pm

      Killers okay except he’s got a drinking problem and doesn’t realize he does have doggy duties to do , hehe
      Emu

       
  8. prenin

    June 20, 2011 at 1:31 am

    Now I know what a Booze Hound looks like!!! PMSL!!!

    God Bless Ian!!!

    Prenin.

     
    • aussie emu

      June 20, 2011 at 2:02 am

      Yes your right mate he does look like a booze hound , but a great old drinking booze hound
      Emu

       
  9. penpusherpen

    June 19, 2011 at 3:50 pm

    awww, poor Killer, I bet with a lot of help and guidance he can be weaned off the Hard stuff. Shame on you Emu for letting him near bottles of the amber nectar. I bet you’ll get lots of emails too. 😀 xPenx.

     
    • aussie emu

      June 20, 2011 at 2:01 am

      Nah he cant be helped Pen , he’s too far gone down the track of no return
      Emu

       
  10. Beth Marie

    June 19, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    Thank you for my laugh of the day!

     
    • aussie emu

      June 20, 2011 at 1:58 am

      Glad that bought a smile to your face and a laugh Bethmarie
      Emu

       
  11. Sue Dreamwalker

    June 19, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    Cheers! Emu…… looks like you have got yourself a drinking partner!!!!….. Cheers! so pleased I can at last see KILLER! lol… 🙂 😉

     
    • aussie emu

      June 20, 2011 at 1:57 am

      Hi Sue , yes Killer dissapeared there for a while but I tracked him down , not much of a drinking partner though , he doesnt do much except lie on his back
      Ian

       

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