How is Norma ?
A sweet grandmother telephoned St Joseph’s Hospital.
She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone
who can tell me how a patient is doing?”
The operator said “I’ll be glad to help,dear.
Whats the name and room number of the patient?”
The grandmother in her weak,tremulous voice said,
The operator replied,”let me put you on hold
while I check with the nurses station for that room.”
After a few minutes,the operator returned to the phone and said,
I have good news.
Her nurse has just told me that Norma is doing well.
Her blood pressure is fine;her blood work just came back normal,
and her physician Dr Cohen has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow
The grandmother said,
“Thank you.Thats wonderful.I was so worried
God bless you for the good news.
The operator replied,
“Your more than welcome, Is Norma your daughter?”
The grandmother said,”No, I am Norma Findlay in room 302
No one tells me bloody nothing