An Emu No Bullshit Story

06 Oct

Recently I had to go to the dentist for a bit of dental work , mainly a filling

I sat in the chair while he proceeded to take an xray , you know that wad of paper they stick in your mouth that makes you want to spew , well one of them , anyway he took the xray and lo and behold my bloody tooth come up on the screen in front of me , none of this hide from the patient in today’s technology , there’s my tooth in front of me and guess what the dentist started to do on the screen , bloody copy and paste, bloody true , he said that is what your tooth will look like so lie back and bloody lo and behold the copy went to a computer laser in his hand and there I was with a damn new tooth , colour coordinated with all the right effects.

Well I got over that alright with a new insight into modern medicine.

To go on with my story , a few days ago I went to park the car in my garage and hit the wall , well on the other side of the wall is my pantry so I checked and sure enough I had knocked a full years supply of baked beans of the pantry shelf , now I knew my eyes were bad a year ago on advice so decided it was time to get the ops done , what I am having done is cataracts taken out of both eyes which should have been done a year ago, they only do one eye at a time , so I go to the specialist.

And guess what he bloody does , yep , takes a pic of my eye and copies and pastes it on a com in front of me ,Shit I says can ya zoom in and sure enough he does , then I said hit effects and he does and I can pick and choose colours and all sorts of shit , Sepia and black and white if I want.

But like the dentist they will only do effects to marry up to the rest of your face , bloody hell I could have chosen with the dentist a great Dracula tooth and with the eye bloke, a great big bloodshot bug eye.Well in the end, all turned out well,cataracts were done and eyesight running at maximum capacity. I have learnt that great advances have been made in the world of Medicine and Orthodontistry.


Posted by on October 6, 2011 in Uncategorized


21 responses to “An Emu No Bullshit Story

  1. Monica

    April 12, 2015 at 5:51 pm

    This is a story worthy of that face! I hope you are done with doctors and dentists for a while, Ian.

    • The Emu

      April 13, 2015 at 4:20 am

      Thanks Monica for your kind comment, yes done with them all now, just the proverbial old age bones to keep an eye on, but I still intend to go exploring and adventures, can’t bear sitting around and watching the world go by, have to be a part of it.
      Hoping you are faring well Monica.
      Best wishes and kind regards.

      • Monica

        April 14, 2015 at 5:10 pm

        I can’t see you sitting around, Ian. You’ll always be an explorer.

        • The Emu

          April 15, 2015 at 3:14 am

          I don’t think so either Monica, have to keep moving wherever the old bones lead me.
          Wishing you a great week, Wednesday here and a warm sunny day.
          Kind regards.

  2. suchled

    April 7, 2015 at 12:36 pm

    So up until now you’ve been working on touch. You’ll certainly have a different view of things now.

    • The Emu

      April 7, 2015 at 12:40 pm

      Must admit that story is a bit over a year old now, was digging around in old posts and that was the best I could do.
      It did make a difference after the lasers were done, now if I could only learn to type with two hands, although I am fast one finger typing.

  3. olganm

    April 7, 2015 at 12:04 pm

    I think if you’re paying you should be able to choose any fancy effects you like. Thanks for such fun post and for visiting my blog and your comments. 🙂

    • The Emu

      April 7, 2015 at 12:16 pm

      Thank you for your visit, glad you enjoyed my little bit of fun in that blog.

  4. gpcox

    April 7, 2015 at 10:25 am

    You are sure lookin’ good, Emu.

    • The Emu

      April 7, 2015 at 10:49 am

      Thanks mate.
      All the best and keep your posts coming.

  5. The Emu

    April 7, 2015 at 10:00 am

    Reblogged this on Welcome To Aussie Emus World.

  6. Sue Dreamwalker

    October 7, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    Yep technology has certainly stepped up a gear of three Emu my mate.. and I will be sending you a few vibes over the airwaves with the eye opps.. Now when I see another Great Blast from the Past post of the Beatles and its called Yellow Submarine.. I know that that you Hit the Highlighter on your Text button of your Canoe.. LOL

    Take care .. Love to Ana.. and Come back soon..

    • The Emu

      October 7, 2011 at 10:19 pm

      Thanks for thinking of me with my upcoming eye ops Sue, your thoughts mean much to me.
      Dont know about the yellow submarine Sue , more like a lonely lost little raft these days lol
      Cheers girl

      • Sue Dreamwalker

        October 8, 2011 at 8:25 pm

        Read this to hubby… He laughed.. and I just had the Song in my head.. Row Row Row the Boat,, Gently down the stream… Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily.. Life is but a Dream…
        Keep Dreaming Emu.. :-)…

        • The Emu

          October 10, 2011 at 11:13 am

          Glad your hubby enjoyed my bit of fun
          Ana and I have not had much luck in changing the text from canoe so far
          We did turn it into a canoey for about 5 seconds so submarine will take longer

  7. natswans

    October 7, 2011 at 10:06 am


    • The Emu

      October 7, 2011 at 11:34 am

      I sense Sheila you got a little laugh out of that story
      Cheers girl

  8. giselzitrone

    October 6, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    Schön geschrieben Grüsse dich lieb und wünsce dir ein schönes week-end Lieber Gruss Gislinde

    • The Emu

      October 7, 2011 at 7:21 am

      Greeting dear Gislinde , hoping you are well my friend
      and wishing you a beautiful weekend full of love and happiness
      Aussie Emu

  9. prenin

    October 6, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    Sounds good to me!!! LoL!!!

    God Bless!


    • The Emu

      October 7, 2011 at 7:16 am

      Hi mate , hope all is well over in your neighbourhood ,glad you enjoyed that bit of Aussie Bullshit
      Cheers Ian
      Aussie Emu


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