Recently I had to go to the dentist for a bit of dental work , mainly a filling
I sat in the chair while he proceeded to take an xray , you know that wad of paper they stick in your mouth that makes you want to spew , well one of them , anyway he took the xray and lo and behold my bloody tooth come up on the screen in front of me , none of this hide from the patient in today’s technology , there’s my tooth in front of me and guess what the dentist started to do on the screen , bloody copy and paste, bloody true , he said that is what your tooth will look like so lie back and bloody lo and behold the copy went to a computer laser in his hand and there I was with a damn new tooth , colour coordinated with all the right effects.
Well I got over that alright with a new insight into modern medicine.
To go on with my story , a few days ago I went to park the car in my garage and hit the wall , well on the other side of the wall is my pantry so I checked and sure enough I had knocked a full years supply of baked beans of the pantry shelf , now I knew my eyes were bad a year ago on advice so decided it was time to get the ops done , what I am having done is cataracts taken out of both eyes which should have been done a year ago, they only do one eye at a time , so I go to the specialist.
And guess what he bloody does , yep , takes a pic of my eye and copies and pastes it on a com in front of me ,Shit I says can ya zoom in and sure enough he does , then I said hit effects and he does and I can pick and choose colours and all sorts of shit , Sepia and black and white if I want.
But like the dentist they will only do effects to marry up to the rest of your face , bloody hell I could have chosen with the dentist a great Dracula tooth and with the eye bloke, a great big bloodshot bug eye.Well in the end, all turned out well,cataracts were done and eyesight running at maximum capacity. I have learnt that great advances have been made in the world of Medicine and Orthodontistry.