A Fairytale From The Emu

26 Oct

The seven  dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because  they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see  the Pope.
Grumpy leads the  pack.
‘Grumpy, my son,’  says the Pope, ‘What can I do for you?’
Grumpy asks,  ‘Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in   Rome  ?’
The Pope wrinkles  his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, ‘No,  Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .’
In the background,  a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Grumpy turns around  and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy turns back,  ‘Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?’
The Pope, puzzled  now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, ‘No, Grumpy, there  are no dwarf nuns in Europe .
‘This time, all of  the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Grumpy  turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Grumpy turns back  and says, ‘Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the  world?’
The Pope, really  confused by the questions says, ‘I’m sorry, my son, there are no  dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.’
The other dwarfs  collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor,  tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting……
‘Grumpy shagged a  penguin!’
‘Grumpy shagged a  penguin!


Posted by on October 26, 2011 in Uncategorized


8 responses to “A Fairytale From The Emu

  1. Rosemary Monteith

    October 28, 2011 at 5:51 pm

    Emu’s humor , I like it.

    • The Emu

      October 29, 2011 at 7:34 am

      Hi Rosemary , I thought a little lighthearted humour would brighten up my friends faces
      Too much doom and gloom in the world today
      Hope you are well girl and hubby is doing well also
      Emu aka Ian

  2. natswans

    October 28, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    Oh my that’s a oh crikey 🙂

    • The Emu

      October 29, 2011 at 7:22 am

      Thought a little bit of laughter would lighten up my friends lifes
      Too much doom and gloom in the world and a little lighthearted fun
      would bring a smile to my friends faces
      Emu aka Ian

  3. Sue Dreamwalker

    October 27, 2011 at 8:58 am

    🙂 🙂 😀 hehe…. Its great to Laugh. and this one hit the spot!.. 🙂

    • The Emu

      October 27, 2011 at 9:12 am

      The old Emu likes throwing in a few odd ones now and then to revive our sense of humour

  4. penpusherpen

    October 26, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    Oh Flippety Flip, (maybe that was the Penguins name? 😉 ) Emu, … Poor Grumpy, he’ll never live it down.. and I bet the Penguins still in shock… Good one my friend. xPenx…

  5. prenin

    October 26, 2011 at 11:52 am

    OH WOW!!!

    I’ll have to remember this one!!!! PMSL!!!

    God Bless my friend!



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