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Apocalypse Now

06 Dec

Apocalypse Now

The World Will End On The 21st Of December

Bullshit

As long as this bloody Aussie Emu;s arse points to the ground and he pays his bloody Aussie Emu taxes

This bloody world wont end.

It will for the bloody Mayans cos they never paid bloody taxes

Giving up smoking next week, apparently the Doc says its good for my health and leads to a longer life, off to have a beer to filter me kidneys

The Emu has spoken.

 

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25 Comments

Posted by on December 6, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

25 responses to “Apocalypse Now

  1. auntyuta

    December 15, 2012 at 9:29 pm

    Ha, ha! So the world may end on the 21st (that’s in five days!). If the word doesn’t end though, hubby and I intend to celebrate our fifty-sixth Wedding Anniversary on that day!

     
    • The Emu

      December 16, 2012 at 11:03 am

      Greetings Auntyuta,bet the bloody banks will still want me to make my payments on my bloody credit card after the 21st though.
      Wishing you and your family a great happy Christmas.
      Aussie Emu

       
      • auntyuta

        December 16, 2012 at 8:12 pm

        Wishing you, Aussie Emu, and your family a lovely Christmas!
        P.S. A well meant advice:Go easy on your credit card!

         
        • The Emu

          December 17, 2012 at 1:01 am

          Cant go easy on the credit card Auntyuta, its been over the bloody limit for the last six months ,hehe
          Cheers
          Emu

           
          • auntyuta

            December 17, 2012 at 3:30 am

            Well, there’s hope that you can catch up, isn’t there? Just imagine, how relieved you’re going to feel when it’s all settled. Strive to not reach the bloody limit ever again. Believe me it’s a lot more joyful to spend the money that you managed to save rather than the bank’s money which you have to pay off at a high interest rate! You can’t save any money? I bet you can. Just spend only your own money for a while, not the bank’s money. Don’t use the bloody credit card to buy anything. Don’t buy anything that you can’t afford to pay with your own money. Well, it’s that simple! You don’t think so? Imagine there weren’t any credit cads, none from any bank. What then?

            Let me tell you a story. It’s about my brother. He’s a retired high-school teacher, who’s had a problem with alcohol for many years. In Germany alcohol is a lot cheaper than in Australia. Still he kept getting into debt. He’s in a home for invalids now. He’s well looked after, however out of his pension he’s left with only 5 Euros per week to spend as he likes. And apparently it works for him. Five Euros is all he can spend. No-one gives him a loan for anything. But at least he lives in a comfortable place, nice clean room, all meals provided, medical attention and medication. I am so happy that this place was found for him. For a while we didn’t know where he lived and whether he was still alive.

            Sorry, I was going on here a bit. I just feel so bad about it when people end up being at the mercy of the ‘bloody’ banks. Perhaps the limit should be much lower. What do you think?

             
          • The Emu

            December 17, 2012 at 9:26 pm

            Thanks for taking the time to leave me a very informative and interesting responce Auntyuta.
            Your advice regarding credit cards is definitely words of wisdom, once mine is paid off the card will be shredded if not sooner.
            Was great to read the story of your brother, glad it all turned out well for him in his later life apart from being an invalid.
            Not all alcoholics do have an outcome that is drink free with their lives returning to some semblance of order.
            Wishing you much love and happiness my friend.
            Emu

             
  2. kate58

    December 9, 2012 at 8:34 am

    Brilliant, LOL! 😀

     
    • The Emu

      December 10, 2012 at 9:26 pm

      Good morning Kate, lovely to hear from you and do hope you are well and all is okay in your life.
      Thank you for visiting and glad you enjoyed my little bit of humour.
      Wishing you well.
      Emu

       
  3. Androgoth

    December 8, 2012 at 9:12 am

    Hey watch out for
    that dancing nudist Ian 😦

    Have a wickedly enjoyable
    weekend Ian and keep the
    cans of lager on ice 🙂

    Androgoth

     
    • The Emu

      December 8, 2012 at 10:50 am

      Reckon that dancing nude dude was me in my younger days Androgoth.
      I can remember doing that one night in my younger wilder days.
      Cheers.
      Emu

       
  4. giselzitrone

    December 6, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    Olll lalaTol,Wünsche dir ein schönes weekend und alles liebe und gute.Gruss Gislinde

     
    • The Emu

      December 8, 2012 at 9:59 am

      Good afternoon my dear Gislinde, Saturday here, hope you have a really great weekend too my friend
      I wish you much love and a big hug from Aussie Emu

       
  5. cat

    December 6, 2012 at 4:57 pm

    You sure have spoken, my friend … try ice fishing in that “costume” … LOL … 🙂

     
    • The Emu

      December 8, 2012 at 9:54 am

      Spent a day troutfishing up a mountain stream once Cat in that costume, bit cool on the nether regions, hehehe
      Emu

       
  6. Sue Dreamwalker

    December 6, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    I must get my glasses changed Emu… I cant quite make out that tattoo which seems to be doing the end of time dance!…. 😉

    I gave myself the day off on the 21st…. but working on the 24th…. ….. and expect to be getting up to resume Work as Normal…

    Exiting times though Emu…. even you must admit… we dont get to see the alignment of the planets only once every 26,000 or so years LOL….

    Hope you not getting too much Sun burn on that tail-feather of yours Emu, I know how you Emu’s like to point it to the sky when you bury your head in the sand ( giggle ) ..

    We here are Freezing our Butts off… Literally on just above Freezing point here today…. Snow on the way…

    Love to you and Ana… xoxox

     
    • The Emu

      December 8, 2012 at 8:07 am

      Hi Sue , lovely to hear from you and do hope all is well over your way and you are enjoying great health.
      Glad you enjoyed my little bit of fun with this blog.Every hundred years there is always an end of the world and a doomsday cult predicting the coming of the Lord. One would think that there would be plenty of houses given away free and money everywhere handed out on street corners.
      Funny how the fools hedge their bets and still hold onto the material world and have no concept of the spiritual meaning of life and how it all fits into an eternal plan, then again I should not judge.
      If the world ends on the 21st Sue then I wish you well in the afterlife, if not, keep in touch.
      As for me after the 21st I think I will stick to my beer and smokes, Doc reckons it keeps me alive and a long life ahead.
      PS Dont cancel your life insurance policy yet Sue, just in case.
      Cheers.
      Emu

       
      • Sue Dreamwalker

        December 9, 2012 at 12:30 pm

        Haha!… I intend to go to my son’s Party on Christmas Eve Emu, so fingers crossed hey! 😉

         
        • The Emu

          December 10, 2012 at 9:34 pm

          Hi Sue, re the end of the world, I am currently negotiating with my bank for a loan, I quite rightly advised them that there is a possibility that I wont be paying it back after the 21st, thsy weren;t impressed and I dont think it helped my loan application very much.
          Cheers.
          Emu

           
    • Androgoth

      December 8, 2012 at 9:19 am

      Hey Sue stop being so naughty 🙂 lmao

      Andro xxx

       
      • The Emu

        December 8, 2012 at 9:56 am

        Good to see you had a chuckle out of this one Androgoth, Sue can be a bit naughty at times.
        Emu

         
  7. natswans

    December 6, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    LOL oh my that was so funny Emu , nearly fell off my chair.
    Have a great weekend
    Sheila

     
    • The Emu

      December 8, 2012 at 7:32 am

      Hi Sheila, glad you enjoyed my bit of fun, but will end up with egg on my face if the world does end, hehehe
      Emu

       
  8. prenin

    December 6, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    I agree, but some very strange people are looking for a space ship buried in a mountain to fly to safety – and I’M supposed to be nuts???

    Should be fun to see what they do when the world DOESN’T end!!! 🙂

    God Bless!

    Prenin.

     
    • The Emu

      December 8, 2012 at 7:30 am

      When the world doesn’t end mate I will still be here drinking my beer and pounding away on the computer.
      Notice all these fruitcases dont clean out their bank accounts and give away their houses and land, hypocrites hedging their bets.
      Emu

       

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