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Bad Day

16 Jan

HAVING A BAD DAY………. READ THIS

A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was astonished
to see the bed
was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an
envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,
‘Dad.’


With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and, with
trembling hands, read the letter…
“Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid scene
with Mum and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she
is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all
her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she
is so much older than I am.
But it’s not only the passion, Dad. She’s pregnant. Stacy
said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream
of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t
really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it
with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know
your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Joshua
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Jason’s house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that’s on the kitchen table.

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30 Comments

Posted by on January 16, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

30 responses to “Bad Day

  1. WordsFallFromMyEyes

    March 17, 2013 at 3:23 am

    YOU’RE THE BEST when I need a laugh 🙂
    xx

     
    • The Emu

      March 19, 2013 at 12:23 am

      Gotta have a laugh a day and a beer a day keeps the , oh I forget, off ta get a beer
      Cheers
      Emu

       
  2. jasmindamaro

    March 10, 2013 at 11:18 pm

    JA SO WANDERE ICH AUF DEINEN SEITEN RUM GUTE NACHT BIG HUG JASMIN

     
    • The Emu

      March 16, 2013 at 8:55 am

      Hi Jasmine, Saturday night here in Mildura and having warm weather.
      Hope you are well and wish you a beautiful weekend.
      Emu

       
  3. jennygoth666

    January 23, 2013 at 9:49 am

    https://jennygoth666wordpress.com try this emu this wp a right pain lol xjen

     
  4. Doris

    January 22, 2013 at 3:09 pm

    love that Ian,
    smart boy to think of that.
    I wonder if he got off easy for the bad school report? LOL
    Thank you my friend for your comments on my WP hun.
    your a good friend…
    have a wonderful week & stay safe…
    hugs

     
    • The Emu

      January 23, 2013 at 6:51 am

      Good evening Doris, glad you liked my bit of fun
      I like to add a bit of humour now and then to brighten things up a bit.
      Cheers
      Ian

       
  5. jennygoth666

    January 22, 2013 at 10:19 am

    http://jennygothdotcom.wordpress.com/ see if you can get to my blog with this link emu if not let me know and il try find out why you are a sweet man im much better never let anyone get me down for long xxjen

     
    • The Emu

      January 23, 2013 at 6:49 am

      Hi Jen, cant seem to get in there even after clicking on your comment in my space, says server cant be found.
      Will plod along and try a few other ways.
      Cheers
      Emu

       
    • jennygoth666

      January 23, 2013 at 9:53 am

      click on jennygothdotcom takes you straight to my space emu ive just done it from yours xjen

       
      • The Emu

        January 25, 2013 at 11:50 pm

        Still having damn probs Jen , hang in there, we will get it sorted out.
        Maybe a few beers will clear my head and make it easier to fix.
        Have a great weekend Goth girl
        Emu

         
  6. Renee Espriu

    January 22, 2013 at 4:16 am

    Not having a bad day but just bad weather like lots of other folks. Thanks so much for the laugh.

     
    • The Emu

      January 22, 2013 at 6:53 am

      Hi Renee, thanks for the visit and glad you enjoyed my little humour
      Hope your weather improves for you, here it is hot with 34 degrees.
      Cheers
      Emu

       
  7. cat

    January 21, 2013 at 8:33 pm

    Hey … I’m not on your blogroll … 😦

     
    • The Emu

      January 22, 2013 at 6:54 am

      Whoops….dont know how that happened, rectified now
      Cheers
      Emu

       
  8. giselzitrone

    January 20, 2013 at 9:13 pm

    Wünsche dir eine schöne glückliche Woche und alles liebe von mir Gruß Gislinde.

     
    • The Emu

      January 22, 2013 at 6:58 am

      Good evening Gislinde, I hope you are well and enjoying your week
      Wishing you lots of great health and happiness
      Emu

       
  9. jennygoth666

    January 20, 2013 at 8:40 pm

    that was fantastic emu really funny and thanks for being such a nice genuine man and wp friend guess what ive picked myself up and dusted down im a really strong willed lady so big hug and kiss sent your way xxjen

     
    • The Emu

      January 22, 2013 at 7:25 am

      Hi Jen, glad you enjoyed my bit of humour in that blog, was wondering how long it would take you to get your arse back into gear and not feel as though you had reached doomsday, knew you would come to your senses and realize the goth girl is a very all powerful and strongwilled being.
      Cheers
      Emu

       
  10. appletonavenue

    January 19, 2013 at 7:30 pm

    Absolutely terrific! I loved it.

     
    • The Emu

      January 20, 2013 at 8:45 pm

      Good morning my friend, I do hope all is well with you and you are in great health.
      Glad you enjoyed my little bit of humour in that blog.
      Wishing you a beautiful week.
      Emu

       
  11. Geoff

    January 18, 2013 at 2:03 am

    Ahhh very funny Ian
    you never fail to please
    my great friend 🙂 🙂

     
  12. Monica

    January 17, 2013 at 5:02 pm

    This is the best!! A grand laughing dose of reality in perspective.

     
  13. giselzitrone

    January 17, 2013 at 2:11 pm

    Das Ende ist schön ich liebe es.Lieber Gruß und einen schönen Tag,und weekend.Grüße lieb Gislinde

     
  14. Alex Autin

    January 16, 2013 at 7:29 pm

    That is TOO funny!!

     
  15. prenin

    January 16, 2013 at 1:51 pm

    Oooh YEAH!!! ROFL!!! 🙂

    God Bless!

    Prenin.

     
  16. Clowie

    January 16, 2013 at 11:48 am

    Very funny!

     
  17. natswans

    January 16, 2013 at 11:25 am

    LOL awww very good Emu gave me a laugh..
    Hope all is well with you.
    Good Day 🙂
    Sheila

     
  18. Sue Dreamwalker

    January 16, 2013 at 10:35 am

    Smiling here Emu, yes there are alot worse things lol…. and its always good to share a laugh with you Ian, and Yep! sat at my computer again! wouldnt you just know it?…
    Have a Great Day.. and thank you for you visit, Ive yet to go and moderate my own comments….
    Sending you a thought or three
    Sue

     
  19. auntyuta

    January 16, 2013 at 8:32 am

    I love the ending!

     

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