A Good Days Fishing Aussie Style

31 Mar

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A bloke’s wife goes missing while holidaying on the West Australian coast while they were diving, he spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.

Next morning there’s a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.The Sarge says…”Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news”.

Well,” says the bloke…”I guess I’d better have the bad news first?”

The Sarge says…”I’m really sorry pal, but your wife is dead, young Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef, he got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.”

The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit of a turn, but after…

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10 responses to “A Good Days Fishing Aussie Style

  1. reocochran

    May 22, 2015 at 3:54 am

    I used to have family up in New England in US and they had clam bakes, lobster traps and liked to fish. This post made me miss the northern Atlantic Ocean.

    • The Emu

      May 22, 2015 at 5:20 am

      Wow, you have some history there Robin, would love to hear some story’s, my wife tells me of story’s of her days in the Yukon ice fishing with holes.

  2. Mélanie

    April 5, 2015 at 10:26 am

    long story, short: I LOVE crabs, lobsters and shrimps… 🙂

    • The Emu

      April 5, 2015 at 10:34 am

      Me too
      Emu and Ian

  3. natswans

    April 4, 2015 at 10:03 am

    LOL ! oh my goodness , love Crab 🙂
    Catching up on post had a few yick ups here 🙂

    • The Emu

      April 4, 2015 at 8:43 pm

      Good morning Sheila, lovely to hear from you, hope you had a great Easter.
      Ian aka Emu

  4. gpcox

    March 31, 2015 at 10:22 am

    The joke was really good, Ian, but I was rather distracted by the crab – I can east my weight in seafood!!!

    • The Emu

      March 31, 2015 at 10:41 am

      Best seafood I ever had was in Chile mate, damn fresh, apparently the waters there are from the Antarctica and carried by the Humboldt stream, seafood from a fisherman’s Heaven.

  5. suchled

    March 31, 2015 at 8:57 am

    Thanks for the joke, I might just be able to use that when nobody’s listening

    • The Emu

      March 31, 2015 at 9:01 am

      Yeah, it’s been around for years, don’t think too many of my overseas followers will see the humour.


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