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The Birds And Bees–Emu Version

22 Jun

Welcome To Aussie Emus World

A bedtime story for boys and girls

Once upon a time a long long time ago

in a faraway land called Australia lived Uncle Emu

Now Uncle Emu was very very sad because he was lonely

so he decided he needed a pet to keep him company

So he travelled the lands far and wide to find a pet

but he could never find one he liked for a pet

He was so sad until one day he saw the perfect pet

It was in a shop window sitting all alone

It was a cactus , yes boys and girls, a Cactus

but a very ugly cactus ,all round and green

with little white lumps and hair all over it

It was very very ugly but Uncle Emu loved it so much

So Uncle Emu took the little Cactus and ran all the way home

as fast as his little…

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Posted by on June 22, 2015 in Uncategorized

 

25 responses to “The Birds And Bees–Emu Version

  1. natswans

    July 31, 2015 at 10:41 am

    Ha lovely a second time round even, such a story teller a pleasure to read.

    Regards Sheila have a happy day

     
    • The Emu

      August 1, 2015 at 7:20 am

      Yes a re post Sheila, imagination is a bit slow these days, I need to come up with something original.
      Cheers.

       
  2. giselzitrone

    July 11, 2015 at 10:49 am

    Danke wünsche ein schönes Weekend lieber Gruß Gislinde

     
    • The Emu

      July 11, 2015 at 11:27 am

      Good evening Gislinde, thank you for your visit and lovely wishes.
      Kindest regards and best wishes for a beautiful weekend for you as well.

       
  3. Renee Espriu

    July 10, 2015 at 10:38 pm

    You are quite the story teller. Well written.

     
    • The Emu

      July 11, 2015 at 11:25 am

      Thanks Renee for that comment, I presume you enjoyed my little fairy tale story.
      Kindest regards and best wishes for a beautiful weekend.

       
  4. reocochran

    July 5, 2015 at 11:07 pm

    I think sometimes I can “fix” men but would not wish for a plant, especially a cactus for a partner! So funny, too, thanks Emu.

     
    • The Emu

      July 9, 2015 at 10:57 am

      Hi Robin, apologies for the late reply in acknowledging your comment and visit.
      Glad you enjoyed my little bit of humour in that post.
      Wishing you well my friend and a great weekend ahead.
      Kind regards.

       
      • reocochran

        August 1, 2015 at 4:53 am

        Can you believe another weekend is here again? Just stopped by to send you happy greetings, Ian. Also, trying to catch up. Of course, your bawdy humor made me chuckle. 🙂 We all need to see such natural wonders and hear stories, too. Thanks, Ian!!

         
        • The Emu

          August 1, 2015 at 7:17 am

          A little bit of bawdy humor to lighten the day Robin, glad you got a smile out of it.
          Kindest regards.

           
  5. lscotthoughts

    June 30, 2015 at 11:08 pm

    Loved this, Ian, and the photos, too, from your original post! Glad you shared again as I do tend to miss some! 🙂

     
    • The Emu

      July 1, 2015 at 3:03 am

      Thank you Lauren, an old post I admit but maybe a few newcomers might enjoy it, kind regards.

       
      • lscotthoughts

        July 1, 2015 at 3:04 am

        Like me, Ian, and I did! I’ve done the same many, many times. 🙂

         
  6. Sue Dreamwalker

    June 23, 2015 at 1:28 pm

    Loved this revisiting the Cactus Emu.. Big Smiles, and Laughter… 🙂 And a great share… 🙂 that brought the memory of reading it all back.. as I viewed my old comment 🙂
    Hugs your way my friend..

     
    • The Emu

      June 24, 2015 at 11:24 am

      This post has definitely been flogged to death Sue.
      Time it was archived in the deepest vaults of my writings.
      Kind regards.

       
      • Sue Dreamwalker

        June 24, 2015 at 3:44 pm

        Never, It is always bound to reach another unsuspecting reader LOL.. Loved it all over again 🙂

         
        • The Emu

          June 27, 2015 at 1:59 am

          There’s always someone out there who hasn’t read it Sue, so long as it’s enjoyed.
          Kind regards, and the weather is great for some leisure time in the allotment, my two above ground containers.
          Cheers.

           
          • Sue Dreamwalker

            June 27, 2015 at 11:00 am

            🙂 Enjoy xxx

             
          • The Emu

            July 1, 2015 at 3:05 am

            Thanks Sue, maybe a few newcomers get to see it first time, kind regards.

             
  7. GP Cox

    June 22, 2015 at 10:15 am

    You’re SURE that’s a mummy cactus? It SURE don’t look like one from here….. 😈

     
    • The Emu

      June 22, 2015 at 12:54 pm

      Not sure where my imagination went with that story gp.
      Off the subject, don’t know if you have seen this story.
      Cheers
      http://www.christies.com/spitfire/interactive/index.html?cid=EM_EML541010chr

       
      • GP Cox

        June 22, 2015 at 6:41 pm

        Good one, Ian – you had me laughing!
        The Spitfire article, etc – very interesting. Pierre Lagasse would probably really like it as well.

         
        • The Emu

          June 23, 2015 at 9:51 am

          Bit of humour in that writing gp, don’t know where my imagination was wandering too.
          Don’t really think I would call it a fairy tale.
          Cheers.

           
  8. wonkywizard

    June 22, 2015 at 8:53 am

    An erotic narration, with a pretty ending, like a romance.

     
    • The Emu

      June 22, 2015 at 9:41 am

      Not sure where my imagination was running when I penned that post my Friend.
      Pleased you took the time to read and comment.
      Thank you.

       

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