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Big Bad Bruce

Well ev’ry day at the salon you can see him arrive

He stood six foot six, weighed one-o-five

He’s kinda narrow at the shoulders, narrow in the hips

With a curl in his hair and a smile on his lips

Big Bruce………..Big Bad Bruce

No-one seemed to know where Bruce came from

He kinda swished into town and stayed all alone

Never said much, kind o’ quiet and shy

And when he spoke at all, it was just to say “Hi”

Big Bruce………..Big Bad Bruce

Same say he came from New Orleans

Where he had a social group called the Cajun Queens

Some say Hollywood or Beverly Hills

Where he got arrested for passin’ three-dollar bills

That’s Bruce

Then came the day o’ that terrible fire

Something went wrong in the number five dryer

Into the chaos of those matronly caves

Went Big Bad Bruce, a-just a-fannin’ the flames

Big Bruce………..Big Bad Brucey-Woosey

Well, the flames grew higher and the fire got worse

And someone heard Brucey cry, “Mercy, I forgot my purse!”

Into the fire with a squeal and a shout

We waited an hour, but he never came out

Poor Bruce……….Poor old Bruce

Where that salon once stood is a grocery store

But his name will live for evermore

In the annals of time and in the hall of fame

As a gay young cat who went down in flames

Big Bruce

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The Naughty Lady from Shady Lane

The naughty lady of shady lane, had hit the town like a bomb
The back fence gossips ain’t been this good, since Mabel ran off with Tom
Our town was peaceful and quite, before she came on the scene
The lady has started a riot, disturbing the suburban routine
Oh the naughty lady of shady lane has the town in a whirl
The naughty lady of shady lane me oh my oh what a girl

You should see how see carries on, with her admirers galore
She must be giving them quite a thrill, the way they flock to her door
She throws those come-hither glances, at every Tom, Dick and Joe
When offered some liquid refreshment, the lady never, never says no
Oh the naughty lady of shady lane has the town in a whirl
The naughty lady of shady lane, me oh my oh what a girl

The things they’re trying to pin on her, won’t hold much water I’m sure
Beneath the powder and fancy lace, there beats a heart sweet and pure
She just needs someone to change her, then she’ll be nice as can be
If you’re in the neighborhood stranger, you’re welcome to drop in and see
The naughty lady of shady lane so delightful to hold
The naughty lady of shady lane, she’s delectable, quite respectable


And she’s only nine days old.

 
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